Notice the razor-like talons and the sharp focused eyes. Is it fighting over a perch or a mouse? Either way it’ll be a brutal bloody battle to very end. *Spoiler alert* Just flip the shirt over to see how it ends.

Josh Graham went all Goodall to capture this moment. (If you didn’t get the Jane Goodall reference, google her. The rest of this paragraph won’t make much sense without it. We’ll wait.) He spent years in the wild and diligently learned their ways. He covered himself in feathers and an especially concocted mouse scent. He bravely earned their trust and acceptance. Once he had their love, he taught one of them sign language which was very difficult considering feathers don’t bend so well. Although Josh had to eventually return to human civilization, he forever left a piece of himself with the owls.

This shirt graphically depicts the moment he knew he was accepted in their parliament. (Don’t look at me like that. A group of owls is called a parliament. You didn’t think something as majestic as an owl would be connected to the oh-so-common word “flock”, did you?) The parliament defended him from a rogue falcon. The kill shot was so moving he emblazoned the silence upon his mind. (Google is your friend. A group of owls in flight is called a silence.) This brutal loyalty signifies Via Vengeance.

Wearing this shirt symbolizes your understanding of this profound moment between man and beast. It also clearly states that you believe in the attack owls and that you want to communicate with them via sign language—the silent language of the silence (see what I did there?). It represents your status as an attack owl ambassador (called Joshes in honor of Josh’s personal sacrifice). Additionally, the shirt connects you via a blood pact with Via Vengeance. (You don’t want Josh’s sacrifice to be in vain, do you?)